Dear Investigator Bacon,

You must not call my home during the dinner hour.
How many times have I informed you of this? I would
not even consider interrupting an exquisite meal of
Ragout of Chicken Chasseur to listen to your
lamentations.

Opinions on the importance of your information
are not relevant to my decision in this matter.
Etiquette is the key word here, Investigator Bacon,
etiquette.

Unfortunately your message on the machine was
garbled. The only word that I understood was something
about last spring. Perhaps finishing your dinner
before making phone calls would be advisable? Using
the correct names and titles of your suspects would
also be of much benefit.

Truly,

Ms. Emily Post





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